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[Intro]
D A E F#m
D A E E


[Verse]
A                           F#m
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
A                            F#m
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
D                        A
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      E
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say


[Verse]
A                           F#m
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
A                                   F#m
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
D                        A
This molded silicone has got me begging please
E
Give me more of what I really need


[Chorus]
               D            A
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
E                 F#m
Send your asshole into shock
         D             A
You need horse cock of course-cock
E
Grab the lube and slam the day away


[Verse]
A                         F#m
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
A                        F#m
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
D                           A
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
E
Slip it in and out be dripping goo


[Chorus]
(Dampened)
          D          A
As I take more cock, horse cock
E                 F#m
Shut the door and turn the lock
   D           A
Is your cock a horse cock?
E
You will never hear me saying neigh


[Chorus]
               D            A
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
E             F#m
Rub my dick inside a sock
D               A
Don't stop now, horse cock
E
Stretch out my insides and make me bray


[Outro]
          D           A
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
E F#m
(scatting)
D           A
Horse cock, horse cock
E E
(scatting)

(repeat until sore)